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"... just a thank you. I’ve just used a “Cows, police, car-crash” combo on a telemarketing caller. He was a tenacious little bugger though, and he was still chuntering away when I finished him off with an ‘”I’m listening”. You’ve made my Friday. "
Cheers mate, Joe.